Friday, September 16, 2011
The Suggestion That the band might actually be releasing its music was erroneous.
The title says it all in this post.
Monday, August 23, 2010
WAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE DUDE!
The intelligentsia of the NRSBE Head committee to the AUGURS of the BAND recently stated that they believe releasing the music to the public is in direct opposition to the point of the band, other members take a radically differing point of view, Grand Supreme Overlord of the Augury said, "The immense value of the music as both an historical time capsule whilst also becomming an enormous contributor to the global economy is a travesty! these recordings should only ever be played live in an art gallery or recital hall.
The NRSBE led global recovery will commence upon the band making it's music for sale to the general public. The release of the music will be a boon to the people of Earth. It may even help Bono to end world poverty. Until it's release date none of the music will be allowed to be heard until an internet petition of one billion people have signed to receive our infrequent emails.
Artists in Australia understand the power of the medium and the potential for Recording Artists to finally have direct commercial control of their distribution, they will be able to create similar success to the phenomenal impact the NRSBE have had on music, the world, the global economy and rock and roll.
The NEw Rolling Sex Beetles Experience are The Original, Original, Free Form Electro Punks formed in 1984 in a secret studio known only as The Mullet Creek Palladium. The band have only ever played in this one venue and have recorded everything they have ever played. Over three thousand hours of noise.
"We always planned that the sheer volume of noise and the indicators in the name would yield some potential data related reward in the future, now, with the internet the search terms that are the name of the band are very conspicuous one's indeed, we were way ahead of the curve on this Dude." Said Chris Herd samplemaster, guitarist and least verbose member of the band.
They have never played the same song twice.
This blog can report that the NRSBE have signed a distribution arrangement and will be available in itunes by the southern hemisphere summer.
Many famous guest musicians have jammed with the band but refuse to be named. Until now.
The NRSBE led global recovery will commence upon the band making it's music for sale to the general public. The release of the music will be a boon to the people of Earth. It may even help Bono to end world poverty. Until it's release date none of the music will be allowed to be heard until an internet petition of one billion people have signed to receive our infrequent emails.
Artists in Australia understand the power of the medium and the potential for Recording Artists to finally have direct commercial control of their distribution, they will be able to create similar success to the phenomenal impact the NRSBE have had on music, the world, the global economy and rock and roll.
The NEw Rolling Sex Beetles Experience are The Original, Original, Free Form Electro Punks formed in 1984 in a secret studio known only as The Mullet Creek Palladium. The band have only ever played in this one venue and have recorded everything they have ever played. Over three thousand hours of noise.
"We always planned that the sheer volume of noise and the indicators in the name would yield some potential data related reward in the future, now, with the internet the search terms that are the name of the band are very conspicuous one's indeed, we were way ahead of the curve on this Dude." Said Chris Herd samplemaster, guitarist and least verbose member of the band.
They have never played the same song twice.
This blog can report that the NRSBE have signed a distribution arrangement and will be available in itunes by the southern hemisphere summer.
Many famous guest musicians have jammed with the band but refuse to be named. Until now.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Epic Jam Review
Whilst this isn't a jam per se the purpose of todays gathering at the mullet creek palladium is an epic moment in the history of the baND. TODAY WE HAVE COMPILED SOME RECENT HITS.
THE MOAST RECENT JAM YEIDED A MASSIVE CATALOG OF NEW MUSIC.Music so original and high brow that only great musical scholars of the future will discern and celebrate it's genius. The emergent attunement to the muse. Live and happening. This is the living of life brothers and sisters. Having an experience that is eleaTED AND CELEBRATORY OF LIFE. Even celebratory of the adversity and the harshness of realities. There ain't no rock n roll without the blues and there aint no blues without the western scale. The western scale was founded on the rock of the church. The church created rock n roll. plus a few reborn satyrs from the ancient colleges of the Dionysian grove of learnings. We are that grove, the archtypes are within us.
So next jam will be happening as a webinar. you can get it for free. but you must buy the music.
TP
THE MOAST RECENT JAM YEIDED A MASSIVE CATALOG OF NEW MUSIC.Music so original and high brow that only great musical scholars of the future will discern and celebrate it's genius. The emergent attunement to the muse. Live and happening. This is the living of life brothers and sisters. Having an experience that is eleaTED AND CELEBRATORY OF LIFE. Even celebratory of the adversity and the harshness of realities. There ain't no rock n roll without the blues and there aint no blues without the western scale. The western scale was founded on the rock of the church. The church created rock n roll. plus a few reborn satyrs from the ancient colleges of the Dionysian grove of learnings. We are that grove, the archtypes are within us.
So next jam will be happening as a webinar. you can get it for free. but you must buy the music.
TP
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Blog Jam
So commences the blog jam. As the band has always sought to ignore any kind of promotion. This is a new part of the range of emergent ephemera you may collect here from the full coffers of The NRSBE.
The greatest jams of all time are in the vault. We will now release them to the public. Over three thousand hours of original improvised brilliance.
Now, hanging on by a slender thread of histrionic entropy, the band stills plays, still records everything, never learns any of its own songs and always makes up fresh ones on the spot.
The one take wonders of free form electro punk hop fusion with a light flavoursome jus.
Go ahead, buy one of our recordings. Do something no one else has ever done. Be the first in your city, your country and yes, your planet. To own one of our recordings. We don't recommend that anyone listen to our music as it is a superfluous bi product of the experience. We just say the option is there if you would like to try to imagine what it was like. By listening to the unique NRSBE.
Next time you are at dinner with that irritating prat you don't like and his gormless supercilious wife and he turns to you and says again, "I'd really love to be the first one ever to do something really important." You can say, you have. Obviously this offer only extends to only one customer. Beat the rush.
The greatest jams of all time are in the vault. We will now release them to the public. Over three thousand hours of original improvised brilliance.
Now, hanging on by a slender thread of histrionic entropy, the band stills plays, still records everything, never learns any of its own songs and always makes up fresh ones on the spot.
The one take wonders of free form electro punk hop fusion with a light flavoursome jus.
Go ahead, buy one of our recordings. Do something no one else has ever done. Be the first in your city, your country and yes, your planet. To own one of our recordings. We don't recommend that anyone listen to our music as it is a superfluous bi product of the experience. We just say the option is there if you would like to try to imagine what it was like. By listening to the unique NRSBE.
Next time you are at dinner with that irritating prat you don't like and his gormless supercilious wife and he turns to you and says again, "I'd really love to be the first one ever to do something really important." You can say, you have. Obviously this offer only extends to only one customer. Beat the rush.
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