The Greatest Neo Punk Electro Hop Free Form Techno Folk Metal Fusion Existentialist Rock Band Ever.

It is true. We have never played the same song twice. Like Puccini, we never repeat. In fact we rarely even listen to what we have recorded. Improvised experimental techno punk, didn't have a category when we began playing together, in fact we have pioneered our genre from it's inception. We have also recorded everything we have ever played. Since forming in 1980 as "Astral Trash" the band evolved into The Rolling Sex Beetles Experience, when the band reformed it became The New Rolling Sex Beetles Experience. This has been the most impressive phase of the Bands work. Basically technology finally caught up with our ideas and then went racing straight past us at mach 3. The band continues to produce music monthly and always has fresh tracks available here. We are continually blown out by the originality and structurally complex creations we cause. Described more as an 'emergent phenomenon' than music by our fan. We are best described by the now famous phrase "This recorded music is merely a superfluous by product of the experience" coined by Troy Planet, the bands only formally trained musician. The goal has always been to turn up one afternoon and create a fully formed improvised hit song in one take. As we have never released any music until now that elusive grail has been beyond reach but now with our music available direct to a generally disinterested public we are that much closer. We are online delivery only, CD's just end up as land fill. Go ahead, buy a copy, do something no one else ever has.

The NRSBE are:
Paul Robertson sound engineer/keyboards/lead vocals.
Christopher Herd loop samplemaster/guitars/vocals,
Troy Planet, lead vocals/guitarist/flautist/bass/horns/drums & keyboards. Oh, and Didgereedoo (Yidaqi)
LIVO sporadic lead vocals
Josh Bond Bass/tech are the bands human elements. Numerous guest artists have appeared over the years but refuse to be named.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

Epic Jam Review

Whilst this isn't a jam per se the purpose of todays gathering at the mullet creek palladium is an epic moment in the history of the baND. TODAY WE HAVE COMPILED SOME RECENT HITS.
THE MOAST RECENT JAM YEIDED A MASSIVE CATALOG OF NEW MUSIC.Music so original and high brow that only great musical scholars of the future will discern and celebrate it's genius. The emergent attunement to the muse. Live and happening. This is the living of life brothers and sisters. Having an experience that is eleaTED AND CELEBRATORY OF LIFE. Even celebratory of the adversity and the harshness of realities. There ain't no rock n roll without the blues and there aint no blues without the western scale. The western scale was founded on the rock of the church. The church created rock n roll. plus a few reborn satyrs from the ancient colleges of the Dionysian grove of learnings. We are that grove, the archtypes are within us.

So next jam will be happening as a webinar. you can get it for free. but you must buy the music.

TP

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Blog Jam

So commences the blog jam. As the band has always sought to ignore any kind of promotion. This is a new part of the range of emergent ephemera you may collect here from the full coffers of The NRSBE.
The greatest jams of all time are in the vault. We will now release them to the public. Over three thousand hours of original improvised brilliance.

Now, hanging on by a slender thread of histrionic entropy, the band stills plays, still records everything, never learns any of its own songs and always makes up fresh ones on the spot.

The one take wonders of free form electro punk hop fusion with a light flavoursome jus.

Go ahead, buy one of our recordings. Do something no one else has ever done. Be the first in your city, your country and yes, your planet. To own one of our recordings. We don't recommend that anyone listen to our music as it is a superfluous bi product of the experience. We just say the option is there if you would like to try to imagine what it was like. By listening to the unique NRSBE.

Next time you are at dinner with that irritating prat you don't like and his gormless supercilious wife and he turns to you and says again, "I'd really love to be the first one ever to do something really important." You can say, you have. Obviously this offer only extends to only one customer. Beat the rush.